SAM SPRATT’S SPRING PORTRAIT CONTEST/CUSTOM PORTRAIT/SIGNED PRINT GIVEAWAY!
Spring is around the corner which means as thanks to you for following me here, as usual—I am giving TWO of you the chance to win a custom portrait made by me, custom-tailored to your heart’s desire. Free, no strings attached. The rules are simple, but read them so you can win.
What You Get:
A Web-resolution (1100 pixel) custom portrait, tailored to your most bizarre of requests. You can get a very traditional portrait done or as outlandish as you can dream. Zombies, Hipsters, Pirates, Ninjas, Superheroes, Robots, etc. are all fair-game themes in which you can have yourself transmogrified in painted form.
ADDITIONALLY, I’ll be giving 3 runner-ups their choice of a 13”x19” signed velvet archival print. Choices are: Sherlock, Ron Swanson, and Inspector Spacetime.
How to Enter:
FACEBOOK: Simply comment on the following facebook post. You get an extra entry if you click the “share” button and post it to your wall. ( Sam Spratt - Facebook Contest )
TWITTER: Follow http://twitter.com/#!/SamSpratt and tweet the following phrase verbatim on twitter:
“ Entering to win a custom portrait #painting from @samspratt’s portrait contest! https://www.facebook.com/sam.spratt ”
This also counts as an entry.
TUMBLR: Just reblog/like this post!
How long this will last:
This contest will run until April 6th, 2012.
You all are the best! Good luck and thanks again to all who follow my little slice of artwork on the web.
NOTE: You must be a follower or subscriber at the time of the win.
Why all this? Well, you’ve gotta write a big check with quite a few zeros at the end of it to commission art from me—and call me crazy, but I firmly believe that in a perfect world, people *should* get to own art AND do things like “pay rent”, “eat food-like substances on occasion”, and maybe even “continue to live”. Two of you can do that, the rest of you… you’re screwed. Sincerely, <3 Sam
I will be hugely impressed if anyone knows who this drawing is at this very early state. I have some anatomical revisions to do and her features are nuanced enough that they will be hard to pinpoint until fully rendered… but should anyone be able to actually guess the actress, I will serenade your inbox with kind words.
Charlize Theron?
Jean, you’re doing it wrong, you fucking sloppy drunk bitch.
(Source: yesthatsmynaturalcolour, via crabstickz)
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Rules: All participants must both like our FACEBOOK FANPAGE as well as REBLOG this post! Winner will be announced February 3rd at 7PM on our Facebook Fanpage. All items will be available for sale as well! GOODLUCK!
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This waffle burger is based on Grace Helbig’s ”Baffle Laffle Taffle” sandwich and catered to someone who’s somewhat of a pescatarian.
Step 1. Everything you need (& see in the pictures) can be found at Trader Joes.
Step 2. Follow the directions found on the Toaster Waffle and Morning Star Grillers Vegan box. Side Note: The people at Morning Star has the closet product that texturally feels like actual meat. I would stick to that veggie patty product. I would also start cooking the Morning Star patties first since they take the longest to cook.
Step 3. After toasting 2 waffles that will serve as the sandwich breads, add mayo on top of the side that will be on the bottom.
Step 4. Add some sliced tomatoes on top of that mayo spread. Side Note: The fat in that mayo should serve as a barrier to prevent the waffle from weakening and falling apart from too much moisture.
Step 5. Add the veggie patty (or beef/turkey patty)….on top of the tomatoes.
Step 6. Add a slice of cheese on top of the patty.
Step 7 (optional)…Add another patty on top of the cheese.
Step 8. Add the lettuce on top on the patty.
Step 9. Drizzle some yellow mustard and honey on top of the lettuce.
Step 10. Add the last waffle on top of everything.
The end…enjoy~!
(one additional topping one can add are potato chips on top of the lettuce.)
oh. fuck.